Return of the … Politics!
Though Harrison Ford was voted best movie president (“Air Force One”), I am partial to Bill Pullman (“Independence Day”) and Morgan Freeman (“Deep Impact”). But President Schwarzen-egger (“The Simpsons Movie”) has the best line. “I was elected to lead, not to read. Number Three!”
Music that … Republicans can’t use
This year’s list of artists that have demanded Republican candidates stop using their music is awesome. Boston, Heart, Oleans (the singer is now a Democratic congressman), Van Halen and the Foo Fighters. Seriously, just stick to Lee Greenwood. He really needs the work …
George Washington Rap
It’s just awesome. Just do a search on YouTube. “Washington. Had a pocketful of horses, f**ked the shit out of bears. Threw a knife into heaven. Can kill with a stare.” You’ll never think about our first president the same again.
The Blame Game
It’s easy. Pick a problem, blame it on the other guy. Logic need only be sparse. Example: McCain runs ad that blames high gas prices on Obama. The sparse logic? Democrats are generally opposed to offshore drilling. Sure, it might lower prices a few decades in the future, but seriously…
We need presidents who are more daring with their facial hair. Martin Van Buren had some powerful sideburns. William Taft had an infamously-nicknamed mustache. Theodore Roosevelt also had the most dignified mustache known to man.